I did not write this. This caught my attention from an anonymous email forward:
Tax his land,
               Tax his bed,
               Tax the table
               At which he's fed.
         
               Tax his tractor,
               Tax his mule,
               Teach him taxes
               Are the rule.
         
               Tax his work,
               Tax his pay,
               He works for peanuts
               Anyway!
         
               Tax his cow,
               Tax his goat,
               Tax his pants,
               Tax his coat.
         
               Tax his ties,
               Tax his shirt,
               Tax his work,
               Tax his dirt.
         
               Tax his tobacco,
               Tax his drink,
               Tax him if he
               Tries to think.
         
               Tax his cigars,
               Tax his beers,
                If he cries
               Tax his tears.
         
               Tax his car,
               Tax his gas,
               Find other ways
               To tax his @@@.
         
               Tax all he has
               Then let him know
               That you won't be done
               Till he has no dough.
         
               When he screams and hollers,
               Then tax him more,
               Tax him till
               He's good and sore.
         
               Then tax his coffin,
               Tax his grave,
               Tax the sod in
               Which he's laid.
         
               Put these words
               upon his tomb,
             ' Taxes drove me to my doom...'
               When he's gone,
               Do not relax,
               It's time to apply
               The inheritance tax.
         
               Accounts Receivable Tax
               Building Permit Tax
               CDL license Tax
               Cigarette Tax
               Corporate Income Tax
               Dog License Tax
               Excise Taxes
               Federal Income Tax
               Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
               Fishing License Tax
               Food License Tax
               Fuel Permit Tax
               Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
               Gross Receipts Tax
               Hunting License Tax
               Inheritance Tax
               Inventory Tax
               IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
               Liquor Tax
               Luxury Taxes
               Marriage License Tax
               Medicare Tax
               Personal Property Tax
               Privilege Tax
               Property Tax
               Real Estate Tax
               Service Charge Tax
               Social Security Tax
               Road Usage Tax
               Sales Tax
               Recreational Vehicle Tax
               School Tax
               State Income Tax
               State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
               Telephone Federal Excise Tax
               Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
               Telephone Federal, State & LocalSurcharge Taxes
               Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
               Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring
               Charge tax
                Telephone  State and Local Tax
               Telephone Usage Charge Tax
               Use Tax
               Utility Taxes
               Vehicle License Registration Tax
               Vehicle Sales Tax
               Watercraft Registration Tax
               Well Permit Tax
               Workers Compensation Tax
             
               STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
             
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
Monday, November 24, 2008
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